A New York lawyer moves to a western frontier town to get some solitude. But after a month, he notices that there are no women, and he starts to get lonely.

So he asks some local cowboys how they handle the problem. "See those sheep over there?" says one of the cowboys, pointing to the pasture. "We just go and get one." "That's barbaric!" yells the lawyer. But after another month passes, he decides to give the sheep a shot. So he picks the prettiest of the bunch, bathes her, dresses her in fine lingerie, and takes her to bed. He enjoys it so much that afterward he takes the sheep into town for a drink. When he walks into the crowded bar, the place falls silent and everone stares at him in disbelief. "You folks are all hypocrites!" the lawyer says defensively. "You all do it. I'm just doing it with more class." "That's not the problem, " says one cowboy. "That there's the sheriff's gal."