A man walks into a bar one night.

He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer. "Certainly, sir, that'll be 1 cent.

" "ONE CENT - that's awesome!" exclaimed the guy.

So the guy glances over at the menu, and he asks "Could I have a nice juicy T-bone steak, with the works?" "Certainly, sir, "replies the bartender, but all that comes to real money." "How much money?" inquires the guy. "4 cents, " replies the bartender. "FOUR cents!" exclaims the guy...

"Where's the Guy who owns this place?" The bartender replies, "Upstairs with my wife.

" The guy says, "What's he doing with your wife?" The bartender replies... "Same as I'm doing to his business!"