This lady had three boyfirends all named Leroy. "Hmmm? her girlfriend asked. And how do you tell them apart?" "Well, " she said, I names dem after soda pops.

I calls my first Leroy 7UP.

You know, 'cause he's got 7 iniches, 'n it's always up. My second Leroy, I calls 'im Mountian Dew.

You know, cause he's always liken to be mounting and doin' it. But my third Leroy! I calls him Jack Daniels" "Jack Daniels!!" her friend said. "That ain't no soda pop! Dat's a hard liquor. "Ohhh yeah!" she said. "Dat's my Leroy!!!