The priest of a local church was invited golfing with some friends, but realised that it was during the same hours that he does confession. Not wanting to miss the golf he convinced the church janitor to sit in and do confession for him. He wrote down evey sin he could think of and the resolution for each one as well. The first person to enter told the janitor he had stolen something from a convient store, so the janitor looked up theif and found that he needed to have the man do three hail maries and beg for forgiveness. The next was a woman who said she had not been faithful to her husband. Next to adultry he found six hail maries and beg for forgiveness. He was beginning to feel confident when the third person said " forgive me father I have given a bj and I'm not married. The janitor looked thru his list but could not find bj anywhere. He was beginning to panic when he saw the alter boy walking by and stopped him and asked "What does the father give for a bj?" The boy looked at him and replied " Well I'm not sure about everyone else , but he always gives me a snickers bar."