Guy went to a dance with his girl, had a damned good time & upon leaving, told her "let's take a shortcut over the golf course", to which she said "Yes, maybe I'll let you get to the 19th hole". They stopped on the green 18, he kissed her on the neck, she moaned oooh, he moved to her cleavage, she moaned mmmnnnn, he kissed lower & sh emoaned ahhh, he looked up & said "Damn baby, I wish I had a flashlight", she replied - "I do too, 'cause you've been eating grass for 15 minutes!" "You only live once but if you live right, once is enough!" bnj52566...