It was a bright sunny day and the man, an avid golfer, was quite cheerful. So much so, that he went to a fortune teller to ask if there were golf courses in heaven.

"I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is there are golf courses in heaven, " she said, adding "that they are beautiful beyond belief." "Well, that's wonderful the fellow said. "I'm glad you feel that way, " the fortune teller said, "because you'll be teeing off at 7:15 in the morning.

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