A priest and a golfer are playing golf and the golfer goes for a 3 foot putt and misses."God Damn it,i missed" he says, causing the priest to look up and say "you should not swear my son or the Lord wil become angry and strike you down with lightning." Next hole the same thing happens, the golfer goes for his putt, misses and says"God Damn! I missed" The priest warns his again and this time adds, "this is your last warning my son, next time the lord will smite you down" Next hole the golfer lines up, putt and misses again.

"God Damn it!I missed" he swears Then suddenly out of no-where a huge lightning bolf appears and kills the priest Then a loud voice says "God Damn it! I missed!!!"