Moses and Jesus decide to play golf again. First hole is a par four, fairly straight, but there's a pond that stretches from the front of the tee to a spot about two hundred yards down the fairway. Jesus, who's got the honors, pulls a 4-iron out of his bag, steps up to the tee. Moses can't believe it. "A 4-iron?! Are you nuts? You can't clear that water with that!" Jesus waves him off. "Cool it - Jack Nicklaus has done it a hundred times." So Jesus tees off and the ball goes, oh, maybe 175 yards - right into the pond. Moses sighs, parts the water, and Jesus walks out for his ball. When he gets back he tees up again, once more with the 4-iron. "Look," Moses says, "I told you once already - for you this is AT BEST a 5-wood." "Nonsense," Jesus says. "I've SEEN Jack Nicklaus do it." He takes his backswing, club meets ball, and then about four seconds and 175 yards later, ball meets water again.

Once more the same routine. Moses sighs, parts water.

Jesus gets ball, Jesus tees up, Moses says not to use the 4-iron again. Jesus says how he was once WITH Jack Nicklaus when he did it, Moses says he's not parting the water a third time, Jesus shrugs and then swings. And once more the ball lands in the water. Moses says, "You're on your own.

" So Jesus, a little sheepish now, walks over to the edge of the pond, and then directly onto the water itself. As he strides across the pond, a foursome comesup to the tee. One of the golfers says to his partners, "Who does that guy think he is, Jesus Christ?" "No," says Moses. "Jack Nicklaus.

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