One day a man was out golfing.

Just as he was about to take his second shot on the 6th hole he heard from behind him "Ribbit, 7 iron, ribbit" The man looked all around him and did not see a thing. He shrugged it off as his mind playing tricks on him.

He went to take his shot again when he heard "Ribbit, 7 iron, ribbit" Perplexed, the man walked over to his golf bag where he belived he had heard the voice come from. When he got there, much to his amazement, there was a frog sitting on top of his bag.

He looked down at the frog and asked "Did you just talk to me?" To which the frog replied, "Ribbit, I did, ribbit, I am a lucky frog, ribbit, and you should use the 7 iron, ribbit, instead of your 9 iron, ribbit, trust me, ribbit." The man was stunned. But decided that if there was a frog sitting on his golf bag talking to him, we was already crazy and decided to pull the 7 iron from the bag.

He re-approched his shot and took his swing. To his amazement, the ball hit hte green and rolled to within inches of the pin. He walked back to his bag and said to the frog, "Ipm not sure if you are real or not, but thank-you, that was a great choice of club. I've never gotten a shot like that on my second shot!" The frog told the man, "I am real, ribbit, and you don't have to thank me, ribbit, just take me with you for the rest of your round, ribbit, and let me tell you what club to use, ribbit." The man couldn't see the harm in this, so he did. And after his round was over he had shot a 67. While sitting at the clubhouse enjoying a beer with a large grin on his face, he looked to the frog and said, "That was amazing, I've never even broken 80! How could I possibly repay you for that?" The frog responded, "Ribbit, you don't have to thank me, ribbit, just take me to Vegas, ribbit, and bring all your money with you, ribbit, I am a lucky frog, ribbit, you have nothing to worry about, ribbit.

" The man pondered this and decided to go along with it. "What could possibly go wrong?" He thought. The man emptied out his accounts and took off for Vegas with his new lucky frog.

He arrived in Vegas and took his suitcase up to his room and got the room comfortable.

He then put the lucky frog in his jacket pocket and headed down to the casino.

He asked the frog where they should start first.

To this the frog replied, "Ribbit, roulette, ribbit.

" The man went to the roulette table with the frog in tow and asked what he should bet first.

To this the frog replied, "Ribbit, double zero, green, ribbit, all your money, ribbit.

" "All my money? It's only 2 thousand dollars, I can't lose it, it is all I have!" "Ribbit, trust me, ribbit, I am a lucky frog, ribbit." The man thought about it and finally placed his bet, all two thousand on double-zero, green. The wheel spun. Stopped. Double-zero green. 3 to 1 payout. 6 thousand dollars! The man felt his head reeling. He could not believe that he had this amazing luck with this frog. He decided he needed to goto his room to relax, reflect, and decide if he could continue to cheat this way.

He went to his room, placed the frog on the bed and decided to take a shower to relax his tenseness.

He undress and stepped into the shower. After 20 minutes the man emerged into the bedroom a little wet and covered by only a towel. The frog was on the bed still, just staring at the man. "What are you looking at?" The man asked the frog.

"Ribbit, kiss me, ribbit." "Kiss you, are you nuts, you're a frog!" the man exclaimed. "Ribbit, kiss me, ribbit, I am a lucky frog, ribbit, trust me, ribbit, I've brought nothing but good luck to you so far, ribbit, what could be the risk? Ribbit, trust me." The man thought about it and decided, "what the hell, why not? He's right, all good luck so far" The man looked around the room to make sure that there was no one there and this was all just a practical joke. When he felt it was ok, he leaned down and kissed the frog right on the mouth.

Just then, instantly, the frog turned into a beautiful, busty, blonde 17 year old high school cheerleader.

Naked, smiling, and begging to be taken. "And honest, Your Honor, that's how she got in my hotel room!"