A non golf player was in the club house having a drink one day. The club pro came in and was asked by the barman if he was going out to play, he said there was no one to play with so the bar man suggested he play with the man at the bar. the man only agreed to play if he got an odds.

What sort of odds do U want asked the club pro, 2 gotyas was the reply. ok sounds fair said the pro, so off they went. After about 4 hours the pro rushed into the bar and ordered a double brandy. The barman asked how they got on, the bastard won, said the pro. How? asked the barman, he doesen't even play golf. I know. Well? inquired the barman. At the first hole i was just about to tee off when he ran up and grabbed me by the balls, shouting gotya, now have U ever played 18 holes of golf waiting for a second gotya