A man is shipwrecked on a deserted island. after a few weeks he is sitting on the beach when a beautiful woman wearing a wetsuit comes walking out of the ocean. she comes over to him and in a seductive voice croons, "hey there big boy, you want a cigarette?" "Hell yes" he replies. The woman partially unzips her wetsuit and slides her hand inside. SHe pulls out a fresh new pack of cigarettes.

Lighting one the man exclaims "Man I needed That.

" After he smokes his cigarettes the woman again asks seductively, "You want a drink?" "Hell yes" the man replies. She unzips her wetsuit even further, and brings out o flask of whisky. The man drinks deeply and exclaims "Man I needed that." The woman steps closer to him and whispers softly in his ear, "You want to play around?" "Jesus, " he replies, "you got golf clubs in there too?"