Bill and his best friend Scott get together to go golfing. Well they are playing along at a good pace and they come to the 10th hole a par three 210 yrds.

On the green is a woman and she hits the ball, then she hits it back across, then back. Scott says to Bill "Go ask her if we can play through she's holding us up." Bill gets in the cart drives halfway there then makes a quick turn and heads back to Scott. Scott says "What's the matter?" Bill says "That's my mistress up there and I didn't pay her this week." Scott says "Ok I'll go ask." Scott gets halfway there turns and comes back quickly. Scott gets out of the cart and hits Bill. Bill said "What the hell was that for?" Scott said "That's my wife."