Several men are in the locker room at their golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. You would too, right? MAN: Hello. WOMAN: Honey, its me. Are you at the club? MAN: Yes. WOMAN: I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. Its only 1, 000. Is it OK if I buy it? MAN: Sure, .go ahead if you like it that much. WOMAN: I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new models. I saw one I really liked. MAN: How much? WOMAN: 90, 000. MAN: OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.

WOMAN: Great! Oh, and one more thing...

the house I wanted last year i back on the market. Theyre asking 950, 000.

MAN: Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of 900, 000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50, 000. It's a pretty good price.

WOMAN: OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!! MAN: Bye! I love you, too. The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape. He smiles and asks, "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?" I HOPE THIS COULD HAPPEN TO ME!!!