What is LXIX? 69, the hard way.

"Complain to one who can help you." - Yugoslav Proverb Medical Advice The owner of a drugstore walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall. The owner asks the clerk, "What's with that guy over there by the wall?" The clerk says, "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough.

I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxatives." The owner says, "You idiot! You can't treat a cough with laxatives!" The clerk says, "Oh yeah? Look at him, he's afraid to cough!" The minister drove into a sand trap. He picked up his golf club, broke it but didn't say a word.

Then he picked up the golf bag and tore it to shreds but didn't say a word. He then took out all the golf balls and flung them into the woods but did not say one word.

Finally he muttered, "I'm going have to give it up.

" "Golf?" asked the caddie. "No" he replied. "The ministry.

" Men are like -- Vacations.

They never seem to be long enough. Waiting For Years We had built our dream house some years ago, and furnished it with quality pieces as we could afford them.

Now the delivery truck carrying the last purchase, a new bedroom suite, was pulling into the driveway. "Finally!" I exclaimed, flinging open the front door as the driver walked up to the house.

"I've been waiting twelve years for this!" "Don't blame me, lady, " he said. "I just got the order this morning." "A new Rocky movie is being made - Rocky VI.

During the filming, Sylvester Stallone will turn 60 years old. The movie isn't going to be too exciting. The fight scene in the movie he goes 15 rounds with Regis.

" --David Letterman "Homeland Security Chief Michael Chertoff said that he wants to expel all illegal immigrants from the United States. Which would reduce the population of Los Angeles to 142 people." --Jay Leno You know what they call the guy who finishes last in medical school? They call him Doctor." --Abe Lemons