TIGER WOODS WAS DRIVING THRU THE DEEP SOUTH WHEN HE TURNED INTO A SMALL TOWN GAS STATION TO FILL UP HIS CAR.THE SLOW WITTED ATTENDENT COMES OUT AND SAYS TO TIGER"HEY, YOU LOOK MIGHTY FAMAILAR.

YOU SOME KID OF CELEBRITY ARENT YA?"TIGER WOODS REPLIES "YEAH YOU COULD SAY THAT.

COULD PLEASE FILLER UP"THE ATTENDENT FILSS UP THE TANK AND APPPROACHES TIGER FOR THE GAS MONEY.HE NOW KNOWS WHO TIGER IS"YOUR THAT TIGER GOLFER GUY!ARENT YA?'TIGER RESPONDS "OK, YOU GOT ME, I AM"HE REACHES INTO HIS POCKET TO PAY THE MAN, WHEN SOME GOLF TEES FALL OUT.THE MAN ASKS"HEY TIGER, WHAT ARE THOSE?"TIGER REPLIES"THEYRE TEES.YOU PUT YOUR BALLS ON THEM FOR LONG DRIVES".THE ATTENDENT SMILES AND SAYS"GEESH!WHAT WILL THOSE CAR MAKERS THINK OF NEXT!"