10 - A below par performance is considered damn good! 9 - You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers! 8 - It's much easier to find the sweet spot! 7 - Foursomes are encouraged! 6 - You can still make money doing it as a senior! 5 - Three times a day is possible! 4 - Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you play with someone else! 3 - If you live in Florida, you can do it almost everyday! 2 - You don't have to cuddle when you're finished! And the 1 reason why Golf is better than Sex. 1 - If your equipment gets old and rusty, you can replace it!