On sunnyday at golf course.... this guy wa playing golf... after few ole he felt he got lost...

he looks around and georgious chick... he aproach to her and ask politely....

"Excuse me lady, but I seems to be lost myself. Can you tel me where I am?" Lady without hesitation answer, since I am on 7th hole your on sixth hole. He thank her and continue playing. Hour latter he realize he is not sure where he is. He looks around...

see same georgious chick...

so he aproch her and ask her again. "I am sorry to disturb you but I feel I am lost again. Would you kindly tell me where I am?" She reply "No problem, I am on 14th hole so you are on 13th.

" He thanks her and continue his game. about hour later he finish his game and head to clubhouse for drink. He notice same lady is having drink at bar. So he aproch her. He said to her, "I really appriciate our help on course today. How about me buying you a drink?" Lady though whynot ... after all I did help him.

She accept his offer and take drink. While they are having drink they start conversation.

He asked her "what do you do for life?" Lady reply you do not want to know.

He insist, saying that georgious lady like you must be in good proffession. Lady rply, "If you promise not to laugh I will tell you." He agreed. She told him that I am a saleslady for 'Tempons'. As soon as he heard her response he breakout laughing and rolled over floor.

She got real mad. She said with anger, you promised not to laugh...

He finally recover himself and then explain her, you see I have been one hole behind you all day, and that is why Ipm laughing. Lady goes what do you mean? He reply, you see I am a toilet tissue salesman.