1. You love cats especially on toast 2.

You cry at the end of every Gilligans Island because they did not get rescued. 3. The church banned you for making kool aid with the holy water. 4. You put golf balls in the microwave to see if they will hatch.

5. Each month you write your mom a letter and send it to Germany, but she lives in Cleveland. 6. Its hard for people to understand you with all that scuba gear on.

7. Every Tuesday you play cards with your uncle, thats been dead for the past 5 years.

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The neighbor keeps calling the cops on you for setting his lawn knomes on fire. 9. You put cool whip on your fries and ketchup on your ice cream.

10. Your yard is full of Halloween decorations, on Easter.