A guy gets home late one night and his wife says, Where the hell have you been? I was out getting a tattoo he replies.

A tattoo? What kind of tattoo did you get? I got a hundred dollar bill tattooed on my p***s. What the hell were you thinking? Why did you get a hundred dollar bill on your p***s? she asked outraged. Well, number one, I like to watch my money grow.

Number two, once in a while, I like to play with my money .

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Third, I like how money feels in my hand . And lastly instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want.