There was a 90 yr old virgin that had a big ol itch in her crotch one day, so she decided to go to the family doctor to see what was goin on, so the doctor checks her out and comes back saying "mam, i'm sorry, but u got crabs." the 90 yr old virgin says "no!! it can't be, i'm still a virgin!!" so the doctor says "ok, if you dont believe me, go see a gynecologist.

" so she does...

the gynecologist checks her out and comes out saying " mam, i'm sorry, but it looks like you do have crabs!!!" she say "no!! it cant be!!! dont u c, i'm still a virgin!!" so the gynecologist says, "ok, if you dont believe me, go see a gerontologist." So she goes to see a gerontologist. he checks her out and comes back with a big smile on his face. he says "mam, i have good news and i have bad news, which one do u want first?" So she goes, "aum...

i'll take the good news first" sohe says "alright, so it looks like you dont have crabs!" she say, " oh thank god!! i knew i didnt have crabs!! i'm still a virgin you see!!!" he said "yeah, the bad news is that your cherry rotted, so now you have fruit flies."