There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry." "No, it's not that, " said the man, "this day is the worst of my life. First, I sleep in, and get to work 2 hours late. My boss, goes ape shit, and he fires me.

When I leave the building, to walk out to my car, I found out it was stolen.

The police arrive and tell me that they can do nothing. I call a cab to return home, and when it arrives, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards at the house.

The cab driver just drives away. "I walk home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. So, I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."