A sailior had been at sea for months, when his ship put in at a harbour in India. Now, since he'd been at sea for months, he was in desperate need for some sex. So he went to one of the local whole houses and explained his problem to the madam.

Unfortunately, he didn't have enough money to pay for a whore. "Please, I've been at sea for months and I really need a women," he says to the madam. "Well, you don't have enough for a real girl, but I'll tell you what. I recently got some bangor chickens and my patrons say that they are as good a f**k as any whore.

" He's so desperate that he agrees. So he goes into this room with a chicken, and proceeds to screw it's brains out. Ten minutes later, out he comes. Feathers a flying, he thanks the madam, compliments her chicken, and leaves. A week later they come back to the same port. He is angain in need of some sex, but this time he has even less money. He goes the he brothel again and explains his situation. "Well," says the madam, "this time you don't even have enough for a chicken.

If you want though, you can watch two lesbians having sex while you jack off." He's desperate, so he agrees.

He goes into this little room with a two-way mirror and takes a seat.

There are a couple of otherguys in there with him, and after a while he turns to the dude next to him and says, "This is pretty good, huh?" The man replies, "You should have been here last week. Some guy was screwing a chicken."