2 hunters got drunk the night before going bear hunting and forget to load their shotguns and rifles for their morning adventure. As they awoke from their drunken hung over state suddenly a giant male Grizzly bear was charging them. They tried shooting the big wild bear but all they got was dry fire click clicks!!!!!! The big bear came upon one of the hunters and was ferociously mauling and tossing the hunter like a rag doll and then stood on his two rear legs and began to bear hug the hunter to death. The shaken hunter screamed to his partner to shoot him but he was out of ammunition so all he could do was to hit the huge male Grizzly bear on his head and body with the rifle but that just made the bear angrier.
So the hunter told the squeezed victim to get an arm loose and gently caress the Grizzly's balls and genitals. Somehow the bears grip started to loosen up and after several caressing moments the bear just dropped both arms and stood there in enjoyment. The 2 hunters began to run with all their might to escape the Grizzly bear but did not sense being chased by the bear after a few yards down the mountainside.
So the hunters looked back and saw the Grizzly bear standing on his two feet and waving them to come back |