This guy was having a drink in a bar. It didn't escape his notice that the bartender was a very sexy lady. She came over to chat for a bit and he said, "I bet I can keep an eye on this drink while I go to the bathroom, " as he lay a 10 bill on the bar. She knew the bathroom was around the corner and accepted his bet. He removed his glass eye and took off to the john. "Very funny, " she said when he returned. He smiled and said, "Ok, look, let's try another one." Again, a 10 bill goes down on the table.

"I'll bet you I can bite my own ear.

" She matches the 10 and watches unbelievingly as the guy removes his false teeth and clamps them down on his ear. He grins and said, "All right, one more bet. A chance to win your money back. I bet I can make love to you so tenderly that you won't feel a thing." Thinking this was something she knew about, she took him by the hand out back behind the bar and lifted her skirt. A few moments later she giggled, "I can feel you." He said, "Well, win some, lose some!"