This guy has travelled the World in search of the most bizarre sexual encounter a person could possibly have hes seen it all, hes been here and there, hes done this and that but still hes not completely satisfied. One day, in a small bar, in a quaint English fishing port hes telling a local fisherman of his plight. He must seek the ultimate in bizarre sexual acts.

The fisherman thinks for a moment, and then with a glint in his eye runs off up the road, only to return minutes later dragging behind him an old hag, with a glass eye and a wooden leg.

Words are exchanged between the hag and the fisherman, before the hag finally approaches the guy with a proposal. She too had been seeking someone with which to share a desire for bizarre sex f**king her empty eye socket. The guy cannot believe his luck THIS IS IT, the ultimate. Off they go to the hags house, whereupon they conduct the bizarre act. Afterwards, the guy and the hag comment on the level of satisfaction that both have reached, and that their search for the most bizarre of sexual acts was finally over. With that, the guy picks up his bag and heads towards the small bar in the port. As he is leaving the house the hag, looking very forlorn says If youre ever in this part of the world again, be sure to call on me Ill keep an eye out for you.