Women walking through a market, "Bull Frogs" "Bull Frogs, 30 each" calls the trader. "Bull Frogs" "Bull Frogs, 30 each, best blow ever" with disbelief she turns to the trader, "WHAT DID YOU SAY????", "Bull Frogs" "Bull Frogs, 30 each, best blow ever" came the reply, "does it work?" she questions.

"I don't know, but I have sold 30, and none have been returned" he answered. so as a joke for her husband, and secretly hoping that she never has to do a b**w *** again, she buys the bull frog. After giving the bull frog to her husband they settle down in bed for the night.

its 3 am, and she is woken by pots and pans crashing in the kitchen and her husband gone from their bed... rushing to the kitchen, there he is, with the bull frog, "WHAT'S GOING ON" she shouts, to which her husband replies "I'll tell you what... if I can teach this bloody thing to cook... your out of here!!!"