Cahrlie and bob -two old men in a nursing home. orderly making rounds opens charlie's door and charlie is sitting in bed with arms out like he's holding a steering wheel and making sounds like a car running. orderly asks what he's doing. charlie says he's driving to las vegas to gamble for a week. orderly says for him to have a good trip be careful and win a lot of money. orderly goes to bob's room and opens the door and bob is sitting bed jacking off. orderly asks what's going on and bob says sshh i'm f**king charlie's wife while he's gone to las vegas!!!