The wife comes home from work early one day to find her husband in bed with another woman. Over the edge from anger, she drags her husband out to the shed. She puts his p***s in the vice grip and closes it on tight! Next, she takes a sledge hammer and breaks the handle. She then grabs the hack saw. Seeing the saw, the husband screams, "YOUR NOT GOING TO USE THAT!?" And the wife replies, "nope", and hands it to him. "I'm going to set the shed on fire, you do what you have to!" |