Finally, a definition of Marketing that makes sense....

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

You go up to her and say, "Im fantastic in bed." Thats Direct Marketing.

Youre at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.

One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "Hes fantastic in bed." Thats Advertising. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, Im fantastic in bed." Thats Telemarketing. Youre at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink.

You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, "By the way, Im fantastic in bed." Thats Public Relations. Youre at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says, I hear youre fantastic in bed.

" Thats Brand Recognition.