A man having trouble achieving an erection decides to consult a witch doctor. The witch doctor throws some herbs on a fire, shakes his rattle, and says, I have placed a powerful spell on you, but it will only work once a year.

Just say one, two, three and youll get the largest erection youve ever had. After your wifes been satisfied, simply say one, two, three, four and it will disappear for 12 months. Later that night as the man is lying in bed watching television, he says to his wife, Watch this! One, two, three! His schlong becomes larger and stiffer than ever before. His wife is amazed. She smiles and says, Thats great! But what did you say one, two, three for?