One day this lady is walking down the street, window shopping. She comes upon this paraquet sitting outside of a pet store. The paraquet says to the lady, "Hey lady, your f**king UGLY". The lady thinks nothing of it, because it's just a damn bird anyways. So she goes on about her business.

Later on, she's making her way back home and comes upon this paraquet agian. The paraquet looks up and says, "Hey lady, your f**king UGLY". The lady get real angry, barges in the pet store and demands the bird be shot or she's gonna sue. The pet store owner finally calms the lady down by telling her, "I will teach the bird to say nice things from here on out. She then goes home feeling satisfied. The next morning she out shopping once agian and comes upon this damn bird.

The paraquet looks up at her and says, " Hey Lady....

", the lady says, "what" and the paraquet says, "YOU KNOW".