A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife in bed with another man. So he dragged the man down the stairs to the garage and put his p***s in a vise. He secured it tightly and removed the handle.

Then he picked up a hacksaw. The man, terrified, screamed, 'STOP! STOP! You're not going to cut it off, are you???' The husband said, with a gleam of revenge in his eye, 'Nope. You are. I'm going to set the garage on fire.'