WOMEN'S ADS 40-ish..................49 Adventurer.........Slept with all your friends Athletic.................No tits Average looking....Has a face like a basset hound Beautiful................Pathological liar Contagious Smile....Does a lot of Ecstasy Emotionally Secure..Medicated Feminist.............Fat ballbuster Free spirit.............
Junkie Friendship first......Trying to live down reputation as a slut Fun................... Annoying Gentle................Comatose Good Listener.......Borderline Autistic New-Age..............
All body hair, all the time Old-fashioned.........
Lights out, missionary position only, no BJ's Open-minded.........
Desperate Outgoing...............
Loud and Embarrassing Passionate.............
Sloppy drunk Poet......................
Depressive Schizophrenic Professional..........Certified Bitch Redhead..............Bad dye-job Reubenesque........
Grossly Fat Romantic...............
Looks better by candle light Social..................
Been passed around like an hors doeuvres tray Voluptuous...........Very Fat Weight proportion w height..Hugely Fat Wants Soulmate................. Stalker Widow......................
Drove first husband to shoot himself Young at heart...........Old bat MEN'S ADS 40-ish.................
52 and looking for 25-yr-old Athletic................
Watches a lot of NASCAR Average looking.....Unusual hair growth on ears, nose, & back Educated...........Will patronize the shit out of you Free Spirit............Banging your sister Friendship first.......
As long as friendship involves nookie Fun....................Good with a remote and a six pack Good looking........
Arrogant Very good looking..
Dumb as a board Honest.................
Pathological Liar Huggable..............
Overweight, more body hair than a bear Likes to cuddle.......
Insecure mama's boy Mature..................
Older than your father Open-minded........Wants to sleep with your roommate but she's not interested Physically fit...........Does a lot of 12-ounce curls Poet...................
Wrote ex-girlfriend's on a bathroom stall Sensitive................Cries at chick flicks Very sensitive........Gay Spiritual................
Got laid in a cemetery once Stable.................
Arrested for stalking, but not convicted Thoughtful.............
Says "Excuse me" when he farts |
