Some of these have been posted before, but need repeating LIES WOMEN TELL hints for you guys 1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.

Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.

Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, it is not permission. Don't Do It! 5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men.

A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. Refer back to 3 for the meaning of nothing.

6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. 7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint.

Just say you're welcome. 8. Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F!K YOU! 9. Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to 3. LIES MEN TELL 1. I don't know how THAT got there! 2. I just had a couple beers...

3. I swear I'll never do that again! 4. I won't cum in your mouth.

5. I'm going out for a drink, but I'll be back in plenty of time to take you out. 6. No, I wouldn't have sex with her if I had the chance.