Mrs. Smith loved giving a Word of the Day to her class. Today the word was "fascinate". Anybody care to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence, asked Mrs. Smith. Lilly raised her hand and said, "I was fascinated when I saw the Grand Canyon." "Close Lilly", said Mrs. Smith, "But I'm looking for the word fascinate. Adam raised his hand and said, The python at the zoo was fascinating. "Almost" said Mrs. Smith, "but that has the "ing" ending." Now Mrs. Smith looked to the front of the room where Johnny was sitiing, she knew Johnny had a bad habbit of using bad language, but she thought there was no way he could use bad language with this "Word of the Day". "Go ahead Johnny", said Mrs.

Smith, "use the word fascinate in a sentence." Johnny replied, "My sister's tits are so f**kin big when she wears her favorite shirt she can only fasten eight buttons".