Little Red Riding Hood was one her way to see her grandmother in the forest. Her mother warned her: Don't walk through the forest, take the path, or else the Big Bad Wolf will catch you and suck your tits dry.

Little Red Riding Hood started out for her grandmother's but decided to take the shortcut through the forest anyway. The turtle stops her and says: Turn back and use the path or the Big Bad Wolf will catch you and suck your tits dry. Little Red was almost there, so she decided to keep going through the forest. Sure enough the Big Bad Wolf jumps out of nowhere and says: Take of your shirt Little Red Hood, I'm gonna suck your tits dry. Oh no you don't yells Little Red as she pulls up her skirt: You're gonna eat me just like the story says.