Love is like a succulent baked ham.. Eventually, it grows cold, stale, and gives you massive heartburn Love is like a majestic train-ride through beautiful scenic pastoral countryside.. Before you know it, you've reached your destination: Dumpsville Population: You Love is like a cheap camera filming a bad porn scene It hardly ever pans out and the sex is never that good. Love is like bossco-flavored-edible-underware It's new, exciting and sexy on the other hand, it can chafe you badly andor leave a bad taste in your mouth when it gets stale and dry Love is like an empty coconut On the surface full of promise - in reality, it's just a f**king hollow coconut, duh!, work with me here Love is like a g-spot You never ever imagined you'd find it during a cross-country bus-ride to New Jersey, playing Truth-or-Dare Love is like a bad after-school-special Someone invariably loses their virginity andor learns the benefits of penicillin in the first twenty minutes Love is a tankful of sea-monkeys Very fun at first but invariably flushed down the toilet along with your entire investment Love means never having to say 'Sorry' It means having to say Sorry MANY times and with diamonds andor other expensive jewellery, a paid-for boob-jobtummy-tuck and a promise to never ever buy Viagra on-line again.

no, wait, thats marriage