My Dad Has Two Pricks

 

One day John visited his neighbor, Mr. Palmer. When he got there Mr. Palmer was painting the housing a brush, John being boastful said, "My Dad has to of those." Mr. Palmer smile at him and continued working. Later, Mr. Palmer was doing a higher section of the house so he climbed his ladder to continue painting and again John said " My day has two ladders." Once again Mr. Palmer smiled at him.

After working very hard mr. Palmer was tired and wanted to pee, he got down from the ladder and went to the side of the house and took his prick out and started peeing. John being curious went with Mr. Palmer and upon seeing his p***s he blurted, "My dad has two of those.

" Naturally this aroused Mr. Palmer's curiosity and aske john to tell him about his father's p***ses. John said, "My dad has a small one like yours that he uses to pee and big, stiff, long one that is bald and shine at the top that he uses to brush mommy's teeth."

 

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