I heard this while watching Inspector Frost on T.V.

:- Man goes to his Doctor and says he would like a p***s transplant because he was not happy with the size of his appendage.The Doctor says"Mr Smith I have two you can choose from--well make that one I can recomend, and we call this the 6" super slim model."Mr Smith says "Thats no good I want something BIGGER, what about that other one." The Doctor said, "It's about 2Kilo in weight and about 9" long, it's just a big hunk of obscene flesh.

""Thats great said Mr Smith-I'll take it." The Doctor said "I'm sorry Mr Smith you cannot have it-It does'nt COME IN "WHITE".