During scripture class Freddy was more interested in his toy truck than the lesson. His fidgeting didn't go unnoticed and the Sister decided to test him. "Who is God's son?" she asked him. The girl behind Freddy poked him in the back with her pencil. "Jesus Christ!" Freddy yelled. "Very good," replied the Sister."Now, who's the first member of the Holy Trinity?" The girl jabbed the pencil into Freddy even harder. "God Almighty!" he screamed.

"Excellent, Freddy," replied the Sister. "Now tell me what Eve said to Adam after their first week together in the Garden of Eden?" As the girl jabbed him again with the pencil, Freddy yelped, "If you prick me again with that thing one more time I'll shove it right up your f**king arse!"