After a hot, hard day's work Joe went into a bar to quench his thirst. He walked up to the bar and asked the bartender for a beer. The bartender replied "There's one thing every man has to do here before getting served. You have to tell me the name of your p***s." Joe thought it was a bit silly and asked the bartender what he named his. The bartender said " I named mine Nike..like you know...

just go for it!" So he thought about it for a few minutes then said " I got one... Secret." The bartender said "Why Secret?" Joe said "Well...

it's strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.

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