One day a city worker knocks on this door and a pretty black woman answers the door, the man told her he was with the city and needed to know how many children she had , she told him her and her husband had one child, well the man was shocked cause most of the families in that area had at least 3 to 4 kids, so he ask her what kind of birth control they used , she said "saucer and bucket" he scratched his head looked up at her and ask if she could explain what that was, she goes "sure".See my husband is a short fella so he stands on a bucket beside the bed when we make love and just about the time he's about to cum his eyes get big around as a saucer AND THATS WHEN I KICK THA BUCKET OUT FROM UNDER HIM.