I went into a bar one day and sat down at the bar next to this really big guy. He had an unusually small head for his size body. After one beer he says to me "Go ahead ask me" I said back to him that I did'nt have anything to ask him. After another beer he says the same thing.

This goes on for several beers so I ask him what he wants me to ask him. He says ask me why I have a small head .I said alright why do you have a small head? He says I found this lamp and I rubbed it and out came this really sexy genie. She said she could grant me a wish so I asked her to have sex with me. She told me genies were'nt allowed to do that so I asked her for a little head.