A man traveling by plane was in urgent need of using the mens room. Each time he tried the door, it read "Occupied". The stewardess aware of his predicament, suggested that he use the ladies room, but cautioned him against pressing any of the buttons. The buttone were marked WW, WA, PP and ATR. Making the fatal mistake so many men make disregauding the importance of what a woman says, the man let his curiosity get the best of him and decided to try the buttons anyway. He carefully pressed the first button markes WW and immediately warn water sprayed over his entire bottom. He thought, "golly, the gals have it made." Still curious, he pressed the button marked WA and warm air dried his bottom quickly. He thought that was out of this world. The button marked PP yielded a large powder puff which powdered his bottom lightly with powder. Naturally, he couldn't resist the last button marked ATR. When he woke up in the hospital, he panicked and buzzed for the nurse. When she appeared, he cried out "What happened? The last thing I remember I was in the ladies room aboard a plane." The nurse replied, "Yes, you were having a great timne untill you pressed the button ATR, which stands for Automatic Tampon Remover. Your p***s is under your pillow!"