There was a woman named Hillary about 30 years old and she was having horrible money problems.So she decided to find an old wealthy man to marry and on their honey moon night have MAD SEX with him and give him a heart attack and in the end collect her money.

So she does and it was on as planned.Well their honey moon night came and she was in bed naked waiting for the old man to come out of the bathroom.

The old man comes out and he's wearing nothing but a condom, ear plugs and a nose plug.Hillary askes, what are those for.The old man replies, THERES NOTHING I HATE MORE THAN THE SOUND OF A SCREAMING WOMAN, AND THE SMELL OF BURNIN RUBBER!Litemy999