Once a young guy, was working out in the Global gym in San Francisco when he noticed that many of the really buff studs had lots of chest hair. He found that tremendously erotic, so he inquired about why they all had so much hair. One of the guys said that it's an inside secret..you have to rub Vasoline all over your chest three times a day..

then you'll have all this hair growth.

The young guy was so enthused he went straight to the local warehouse club store and purchased a case of the stuff.

Later, when is male companion found him at home rubbing lubricant all over is chest, is friend wondered what he was doing. The young man told his friend that he was rubbing on so that he would grow lots of hair on his chest..

that it was sexy.

His friend said, "that's stupid...

that will never work." "Yes," said the young man..."the guys at the gym all have hairy chests and they told me this is how they do it." His friend was now very amused and exclaimed, "If that's how it's done.. YOU WOULD HAVE A PONY TAIL GROWING OUT OF YOUR ASS!"