A company is hosting a party for all its employees, and a man asks his wife to accompany him to the event. His wife graciously declines, bacuse she is not feelig well, but says, "you go on honey, and have good time". So the man procedes to the party by himself.
While at the party he has a few drinks, and starts to get a little friendly with a secratary. Responding to his advances the secratary kisses him. At this point the man gets totally overcome with guilt and races home. He rushes up stairs to find his wife in bed, asleep in the dark.
He climbs in bed with her, and begins eating her out and soon they were f**king. She comes THREE TIMES, before he blows his load. When all was done the man was just parched, after his love making fest and needs a drink. The man leaves his wife in bed, and procedes down stairs to the kitchen. In the kitchen, he finds his wife sitting at the table having a drink herself. He looks at her perplexed and says, "Honey, weren't you just up stairs!!!" And the women says, " Ssshhhhhhhhhh you'll wake my mom. " |