A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, "I have a confession to make, I'm not a virgin.

" The husband replies, "That's no big thing in this day & age." The wife continues, "Yeah, I've been with one guy." "Oh yeah? Who was the guy?" "Tiger Woods." "Tiger Woods, the golfer?" "Yeah." "Well, he's rich, famous and handsome.I can see why you went to bed with him." The husband & wife then make passionate love. When they are done, the husband gets up & walks to the telephone. "What are you doing?" asks the wife. The husband says, "I'm hungry, I was going to call room service & get something to eat." "Tiger wouldn't do that." "Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?" "He'd come back to bed & do it a second time." The husband puts down the phone & goes back to bed to make love a second time. When they finish, he gets up & goes over to the phone."Now what are you doing?" she asks. The husband says, "I'm still hungry so I was going to get room service to get something to eat.

" "Tiger wouldn't do that." "Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?" "He'd come back to bed & do it again.

" The guy slams down the phone, goes back to bed, & makes love one more time. When they finish he's tired & beat.He drags himself over to the phone & starts to dial. The wife asks, "Are you calling room service?" "No!I'm calling Tiger Woods, to find out what the par is for this damn hole."