A man on a plane needed to go to the "gents", but everytime he went, the was someone using it. After a while, the flight attendant noticed his predicament & suggested he use the "ladies", but not to touch the buttons mounted on the wall. He went in, took his seat and looked around the cubicle, he saw the buttons marked thus ..WW..PP..ATR..WA.. After a while his curiousity got the better of him, so he pressed WW and warm water washed his bum. This was a marvelous idea, so he pressed WA and warm air gushed out and dried his bum. Not to be outdone, he decided to press PP and out came a powder puff to powder his bum. He thought the ladies really had it made for them, so he pressed ATR and promptly passed out. Waking up later in the hospital, he asked the nurse what happened and she said "You pressed the ATR button, which means Automatic Tampon Remover.Your p***s is under your pillow and your balls are in the bucket under the bed!"