MARTIN IS IN BED WITH SARAH....... but he cant get it up. she says "well do something............put your toe in." He does this and she rides his toe. A week later his toe is itching. He goes to see the doctor, who says "you seem to have syphilis of the big toe." "Wow I bet that's rare, " says Martin. It is, " says the doctor, "but not as rare as the women that was in this morning WITH ATHLETES P***Y